LOL! Cleaning out the bottom drawer. Do not read this!

In the bottom drawer is a folder that I went through to eliminate the junk in it left over from another life- the life of a student, not a very good one.
The assignment was to randomly open the American Heritage Dictionary and use every word on that page to write a poem…I opened it to page # 1239- these are the words on that page with a short definition of each…in my school days printing…

I did pass the assignment and the class but not because the poem was by any measure OK…it was because , I think, the instructor felt sorry for me.
and there is more and they are funny, too! At